Man: Well, I couldn’t have picked out a better spot to fish. What do you think?
Woman: Uh . . .
Man: I mean, the water is so clear here. Listen to the birds and the sounds of nature.
Woman: Well . . .
Man: I mean, I’m not bragging or anything, but I have a real sense for fishing. I mean, I was born to fish, you know, my dad used to say.
Woman: Really?
Man: Yeah.
Woman: When was the last time you caught a fish? Didn’t you tell me that you went fishing six or seven times last month and didn’t catch anything?
Man: Well, Well, I’m not making excuses or anything, but the weather was bad a couple of times, and, and, and . . . and a fish dragged my pole into the water while I wasn’t looking another time, [No way! Serious?] and I wasn’t . . . and I wasn’t wearing my fishing hat another day.
Woman: You have to have a fishing hat to catch fish?
Man: But, today is different. Listen.
Woman: What’s different about it? We’ve been here about an hour, and you still haven’t caught anything.
Man: Well, do you think you can do any better, or are you just gonna [going to] sit there and continue reading that book?
Woman: Okay, let me show you. Let me sh . . . No . . . Give me . . . show you . . . Give me that pole. I’ll show you. I’m just to cast the bait out right over . . . there . . . perfect.
Man: Ah, right. You’ll probably catch a tree branch or get your line snagged in a tree.
Woman: Yeah, you’re going to see. Just wait.
Man: Some big shoe or something like that.
Woman: Nah . . . You just wait. You have to be patient. [Yeah.] Yeah . . . Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh . . . Oh! I got a bite. Oh, man, man, man. Look at that! That fish is huge.
Man: Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, wait, wait. Can’t . . . that . . . no, no, no.
Woman: Yes, it is, it is. Help me! Come on. Help me! Come on. Help me. I’m trying to reel it in. Help me!
Man: I, I, I . . . I gotta go back to the car.
Woman: No, no. Look! Look at the thing jump! Go get the net! Get the net!
Man: Well, nah . . .
Woman: Come on. You gotta help me catch it!
Man: That’s beginner’s luck.
Woman: No. Come on. Woah! I got it. Look at that. What are you gonna [going to] say now? Huh? Huh? What are you gonna [going to] say?
Man: Nothing!
Woman: So look who’s teaching who. I’m gonna [going to] remember this day FOREVER.
Man: Forget it.