Man: Hey. Hey. Wait. What are you doing?
Police Officer: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm having your car towed away for illegal parking.
Man: Officer. You can't do that. That's not fair.
Police Officer: What do you mean it's not fair? You parked your car in a no-parking area.
Man: What? What do you mean?
Police Officer: Look, sir. There's a sign right there that says, "Tow away zone. No parking between the hours of 7 a.m. - 6 p.m."
Man: What sign? Oh, that one? Those tree branches are covering it.
Police Officer: Take that complaint up with the city. I'm just here to uphold the law. Anyway, you can clearly see it once you get out of your car.
Man: But, but . . . my car was only here for five minutes. I just had to run into this building to . . . to drop off some clothing at the homeless shelter. Just trying to help people in need.
Police Officer: Sir. The homeless shelter is six blocks down the road. Anyway, here's your ticket, and the address where you can pick up your car is found on the back.
Man: What? One hundred and fifty dollars? That's, that's outrageous. Complete ludicrous.
Police Officer: Sorry sir.
Man: And you mean you're going to tow the car away? I'm standing right here. Look. How about two tickets for a lecture on the history of the English language tomorrow night at the library? Anything.
Police Officer: Sir. It's illegal to bribe an officer.
Man: Wait, or here. Some coupons for a free burger at that restaurant across the street. Buy one and get the second one half price.
Police Officer: Sorry, sir. Have a good day.
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