Man: I'm home!
Woman: Hi sweetie. Welcome home. Are you ready to eat?
Man: Well, . . . uh . . .
Woman: Uh, we're having fish and seasoned rice and carrots for the main course.
Man: Really? Um . . Yeah.
Woman: What? What?
Man: Oh, that sounds great.
Woman: Are you sure?
Woman: Hm. Well, before that, I have a delicious seafood salad with shrimp.
Woman: And, for desert, I made apple pie.
Woman: Honey. It took me three hours to make.
Man: Oh . . . well . . . yeah . . . um . . . yeah.
Woman: Hmm. What's wrong? Don't you like . . . don't you like what I made?
Man: Well, to be honest, I just had a hamburger, fries, and a chocolate shake.
Woman: You're kidding. Really?
Man: Yeah. I'm sorry. I didn't know that you were making . . .
Woman: Honey. I told you this morning that I was making you something nice.
Man: Yeah, but I forgot. You . . . you know how work is. Wait, wow, WAIT!! What are you doing? Why are you putting the food in my shoes?
Woman: So you can enjoy it as you walk to work tomorrow.