Tom: Hey Bill. Do you have any plans for this weekend?
Bill: Yeah Tom. Cindy and I are going ice skating on Saturday.
Bill: Why do you ask?
Tom: Well, I thought you might want to come over and study for next week's chemistry test.
Bill: Study?! No way. Hey, what if I try to fix you up with Cindy's sister, Kristi. We could double. She's really outgoing, bright, and funny too.
Tom: Hey, I still remember the girl you fixed me up with last time. She was very moody and self-centered. She couldn't stop talking about how great she was. I'm not sure if I can trust you, "Mr. Match-maker."
Bill: Oh come on. So I made a mistake last time. Cindy's sister is really different.
Tom: Well, what does she look like?
Bill: Ah. Looks aren't important. She has a wonderful personality.
Bill: Okay. She has long wavy blond hair and blue eyes. She's medium height, just a little shorter than you are.
Tom: Go on.
Bill: She has a great figure, a nice complexion, and she has a sexy voice. Oh, and she has a tattoo
of an eagle on her arm.
Tom: A what?
Bill: No just kidding. By the way, she was runner-up in the Miss California Beauty Pageant two years ago. And well, you're probably not interested.
Tom: No wait.
Bill: Ah, just forget I ever mentioned it.
Tom: No, I'm interested.